I just love it when Old men fart in the crowded metro that takes 40 minutes to get home. :)

Hello friends!

Sorry I have been absent from tumblr….I’ve had a crazy 2 weeks! Last weekend I had a lovely dinner from Hanna and watched its always sunny and modern family. PERFECTION! I also travelled to Amsterdam. Enough said right? Ashley and I had a lovely time basically doing everything you are supposed to do in Amsterdam. We started our day at the SEX museum, travelled to the red light district and saw many prostitutes, ate weed muffins at the jolly jocker, got drunk with Sweeds at the Heineken, saw more prostitutes in windows (that might have been men this time), and shopped plenty! Oh and we also ate Chinese food. Explaining this trip on MOnday in French to our French class/teacher was pretty amazing! I totally got shin splints from that trip and had to take it easy in dance class. Thank you Ashley for sprinting. :) OH additionally when I came home to the dorm that night from amsterdam I had Spanish men and my drunk friends waiting for me with whiskey and more treats! ;)

So basically I had to recover from the trip during the week.

This past weekend was even more amazing! Yes more amazing! ha. On Friday I visited the Cyclops! This is basically a giant Cyclops building in the middle of the woods in Paris. So epic. There were also 3 inch slugs everywhere. So gross! Friday night I had another dinner from Hanna (and Chelsea) and then ventured to Devra/Molly’s with John to go to a LEZ bar. Best decision ever! Of coarse John got lucky and I acted to part with Devra on my hip. Don’t get mad people, my bf gave me permission to go out with the ladies and “have fun”…in front of my father. Thank you Matthew for telling me to be lex instead of loving on a french man in front of my papa. You two are quite the pair. The bar played all American pop female music, so I finally felt cool for once. The wine probably helped that one! Saturday was Nuit Blanche-basically all of Paris was up all night-the museums, the bars, all of it! After talking with Matt for 2 hours on skype I drank and headed back to the lezzy bar, drank in front of the Pompidou, and sat at a drum circle weed haze next to Notre Dame. I might have taken a nap curled up in Camille’s lap! I was up until 6am living the life, and slept until 4:30pm on Sunday. This was ideal! Now all I have to do is wait for barcelona, italy, Germany, and england to be as super! 

Things I love:

Dogs on the metro with out leashes

Mothers reading to their sons in the morning before classes

Morning Coffee….yes I drink Coffee now. I am finally a real man! 

Oh and John drunk on Rose! 

I’ll write more…I promise! 

XOXO 

-S